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Okay, so I just got back from vacation in Cincinnati, and DAAAAAMN do I got a lot to tell y'all. First off, we went to the city's zoo and we say these ADWOABLE widdle lynx kittens X3. D'awww...man, they were just the cutest little bastards you could ever lay eyes on. Then, the next day, we visited the Newport Aquarium across the river in Kentucky. Saw a bunch of fairly bizarre marine life I never heard of previously, but what really stuck out for me, well, I actually got to pet a fucking SHARK. Sure, they weren't really "Jaws" quality size or as scary, but still, they felt smooth and leathery, which surprised me a bit. Then, later that night, dad took us to a Reds game. It was my first time ever attending a major sporting event, and boy, was it a hoot. Tragically, the Chicago Cubs were owning them until like the near end in a losing effort, but it was still entertaining (and I'm actually a Rays fan, even though they ain't really doing as hot as I'd've hoped

) Oh, the atmosphere, the displays, and the end of game fireworks show plus a performance by a sax player that I would consider the Herman Lee of jazz made it one of the most memorable nights of my whole life. Sure, I got me a nasty ass sunburn coming home today, but it was all worth it. Regardless, it's great to back home and to get my ass back to work. :3